Kate & Will's honeymoon plan - try consider Malaysia???

Dear Kate & Will,

According to UK telegraph , you both have decided to not to depart for your honeymoon immediately. Issit true?

Are you seriously considering to travel to Africa? Or Jordan? OMG. Common guys. Have you ever considered Malaysia? Hmm...do you actually know where Malaysia is? If you don't, you are in big trouble. U BRITISH People invaded us last time. I can't remember when (I got bad results for my history during SPM days)...but yeah, u did colonize us. So, guys, do come to Malaysia. We have no more your old British architecture leftovers. We have, in fact, modernized throughout the years. Comparable to international level. FOR EXAMPLE....

We have the skycrapers...the tall stuffs for looking.



We also have the National Parks and mountains for hiking.

The Caves for exploring.

We have the historical places for discovering.

The Culture Villages for experimenting.

The Festivals for joining.

The Beaches for tanning (Bet u English people love this!)

The Food for Tasting & Fattening (hehehe)

And lastly, the Malaysian People For Speaking & Guiding

(I mean like, u dont need GPS ok, since we can speak English.
Though broken as it is)

So yeah, to Kate & Will, do consider Malaysia. These pictures speak thousands and billions of words. And in case u need a tour guide, I'll be free to help you. But do tell me in advance, as I need to tell my boss of my long leave. hehehe.